Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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