you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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