i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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