I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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