No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
and she was petting her beer can
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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