If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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