I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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