Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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