a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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