a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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