I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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