people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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