He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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