porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
