and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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