idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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