Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have fence marks all over my body
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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