It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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