come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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