We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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