playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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