That's intense
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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