The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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