i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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