im six kinds of drunk right now
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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