She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I need a hoe opinion