I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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