I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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