um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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