We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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