I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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