I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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