I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just come out here and I will go home with you...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
