Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(334): View more from Alabama

I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is

(1-334): View more from Alabama

I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P

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(314): View more from Missouri

Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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(513): View more from Ohio

the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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(407): View more from Florida

Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

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Mom wtf!?

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(585): View more from New York

she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?

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(229): View more from Georgia

He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits

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(801): View more from Utah

Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.

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