she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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