im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He has the fingertips of a God
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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