what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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