PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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