Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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