dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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