there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
