dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He better not be in your backpack
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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