You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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