It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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