There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
A bitchslap is in order.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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