so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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