office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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