tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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