I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
