where does the pee come out of this thing
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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