I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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