At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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