THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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