this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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