would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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