that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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