I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
