dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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