Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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