i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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