ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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