i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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