Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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